Not the sloppy joe, but still pretty spicy, with a generous helping of witchcraft.
“Four men in Sydney (ages 26, 39, 42, 46) were charged in connection with what police describe as an international child-sex abuse ring involving alleged satanic/ritualistic themes.”
Not the first of such reports I've come across in the last year, it's just the first to come right out and say “satanic”, “ritual” and “abuse” all in the same sentence.
It's ramping up, and it will keep ramping up.
-Tom Blueleaf
So... I'm curious about this. It's something that has occasionally blipped on my radar over the years. This is entirely anecdotal for me, so I can't say with any certainty if this is a larger trend, but it does track pretty well with the historical stuff I've read.
Non-monogamy seems to be very prevalent among witches. And I suppose it is somehow related to the fact that witches also generally enjoy being naked at any and every opportunity.
I say these things because my partner and I are poly, and have been for almost two decades. Both of us have other partners who are also witches (although they do not know that we are, as far as we know). We're also nudists whenever we can manage it. On the rare occasion that we have our home to ourselves, the clothes pretty much disappear. When camping, we like to be as far out away from people as we can, and we're generally nude the entire time if the weather cooperates. We've been to nude resorts, nude beaches, nudist campouts... it's a thing for us.
I've also noticed it on every social media platform I frequent, that the witch community is full of people that prefer nudity as often as possible, and who are non-monogamous.
Again, this has just been my experience.
I suppose this is part of freeing ourselves from the trappings of christian society, and for female witches I suspect it's part of taking back their identities and rebelling against the rules imposed upon them by the patriarchy. This is what my partner has said, anyway.
I do know of witches that are monogamous, and who are not nudists, but they are in the minority of what I have observed.
I was listening to a witchcraft youtube video, and the speaker was talking about taking a morning swim in a nearby river, and said that she swims naked there almost every time, and she said “Witches like to be naked”.
I think she's right.
-Tom Blueleaf
They're out there, on Reddit, Discord, Facebook and of course all over Youtube and Tiktok. There are a number of Youtube witches whom I follow, and I really enjoy their content and find it very helpful. However, all of these platforms are absolutely overrun with scam artists, attention seekers, band wagoners and all manner of people simply trying to cash in on the fad, whether monetarily or just soaking up the attention and likes.
By far, I think the worst place is Reddit. What I see there is overwhelmingly bad information, fearmongering, and people trying way too hard to incorporate what they see in movies and TV into their practice.
The biggest problem I see is a refusal to start off small, with the basics. You need to start in your own head, learning to properly focus, clear your mind, and be comfortable alone in your thoughts with no distractions. Also read, read, read. Do LOTS of research. Everyone wants to immediately jump into spells, wards and ceremonies, and they start seeing “signs” in just about everything around them. Believe it or not, the water in your spell jar is most likely turning funky colors because of bacteria, and not because you fucked up the spell somehow, or it has turned on you, or whatever other nonsense you saw on “Charmed”.
Removed this section, because I thought it deserved its own post. Go here to see that.
-Tom Blueleaf
Nearly every podcast I listen to is doing the spooky-story thing this time of year, which I really enjoy. I am a sucker for a good ghost story, even if I think it's bullshit.
I was listening to The White Witch Podcast this morning, and one guest mentioned visits from dead relatives that manifest in ways that most people don't recognize. It's something you don't hear about much, but I'm certain happens to more people, way more often than we're conscious of.
When I was ten years old, I went to live with my grandparents for two years. It was waaaaay out in the middle of a forest, twenty miles from the nearest very tiny town, and several miles from the nearest neighbor. Their place was surrounded by miles of thick, pine forest in every direction. A small creek ran along the edge of the property, just down a steep hill from their house.
I loved it out there. It was by far the happiest point in my childhood.
My grandmother's kitchen was my favorite place in the house. They had a breakfast nook at one end of it, surrounded on three sides by windows, so you were looking out at the forest when sitting at that small, round table. She baked constantly, everything you can imagine. Pies, brownies, fudge, cookies... all that stuff that that generation of white American grandmothers often baked.
She used Palmolive dish soap, which has a fairly unique smell, or at least back then it did. She also drank coffee at all hours of the day and night, so there was always a pot of Folgers dark roast keeping warm in the coffee maker. Finally, her kitchen also smelled heavily of an amalgamation of many different spices, which she used heavily in her cooking. These three smells mixed together to create a unique scent which I will forever associate with my grandmother.
I will smell it now, fairly regularly. At home, or maybe in my yard, it's conceivable that that smell could be produced from another kitchen and waft into our house via an open window, or into our yard. But I often smell it in places where it has absolutely no business being. At work, driving down the road, and sometimes hiking out in the woods where it's just me and my dogs and no one else for miles. It isn't just a whiff or a hint of that smell, it is very pronounced, as though I am standing in her kitchen.
I am one hundred percent certain that smell is my grandmother popping by to visit. It only lasts a few seconds, maybe three or four breaths. Long enough to smell it and be sure that I am, in fact, smelling it. Then it's gone. She's just saying “hi”, and I have made a habit of responding by saying out loud “Hi Gramma”, to acknowledge her presence.
All of this to say that while most ghost stories are scary, some of them are just really nice to hear.
#Ghosts #Halloween #GhostStory
-Tom Blueleaf
I feel like I've missed October this year. I've had a lot going on, but it seems to be slowing down. My partner and I are getting ready for a Samhain dinner to honor her dead sister. We'll be doing it the day after, since that evening is already busy.
I wanted to hand make decorations this year, but never got time. I think to be able to do that, I'll have to get started the beginning of September each year. Yule is right around the corner, though. We'll see how it goes.
I got a visit from Sara last night. I was beginning to wonder when I might hear from her again. It's been quite a while, which is not unusual, but given the amount of personal tumult going on the last few months, I was just hoping to see her. I was at a bar, possibly in a hotel of some sort, it was a nice place. I was there with some friends, and sitting near a corner of the bar, across from the tap wall. The friends were all seated to my left, and there were three empty bar stools to my right, going around the corner. The place was busy, lots of tables behind us, mostly full. There was piano jazz playing.
A woman with short hair walked up to the bar and sat two seats away from me. It was Sara, but as is the usual pattern, I didn't recognize her right away. When I took a second look, and that feeling of familiarity settled in, she smiled and reached for my hand, and pulled me to the stool next to her. The friends, and the rest of the bar, basically faded away, like they were no longer there. Neither of us said anything. We just sat, and she held my hand with her fingers laced through mine. Time is always difficult to gauge in dreams, but I think it was only 15 minutes or so. It was enough. I felt better immediately, and I feel better today than I have in a while.
I remember nothing about the dream before she appeared, and nothing after, but again, that's how it always is. I'm sure I woke up not long after that. I got up to go to get some water, and I replayed the dream in my head. It was just a comfort visit, which is exactly what I needed.
My partner was on a trip with a group of women, and had a wonderful time. Two of the other women are also witches, and one of them was a little distressed that she did not have her tarot cards with her. Partner just happened to come across a store the sold them, and bought a nice deck. She gifted it to the woman, and I suspect has made a friend for life there. Always nice to hear that sort of thing.
-Tom Blueleaf
Today has been a lesson in remembering that when I have a dream about a random friend that I haven't spoken to in a while, it means I need to get in touch with them.
An old high school friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year or so, made an appearance early this morning just before I woke up. I don't remember all the details now, but she was definitely the focus. So I sent her a text a few hours ago, and we've been going back and forth ever since. She's had a REALLY rough time of it lately, and her life is about to change in a very dramatic way.
I'm glad we're chatting.
-Tom Blueleaf
I don't, generally not at all, not anywhere, and not with anyone. Not on purpose, mind you, it's just never been a thing I've been good at, or terribly interested in. My partner and I work because she has the same problem, and yet we fit together very well in ways that make most people tilt their heads and drool a little. So when we go out to social functions where we don't know anyone, we usually end up sitting alone until we get bored and decide to leave.
Compound all of this with the fact that I am a male witch about to roll into my 50s. The overwhelming majority of the groups I've found online, and in my area, are either exclusively women, with an understandable hesitance to allow men into their circles, or they're all 20 years younger than me and I feel like the creepy old guy trying to perv on young women. Because of this, I've never even approached the in-person groups I've found, and the online groups have been very tough to engage with.
I've found that most people dipping their toes into witchcraft are also people that generally have a difficult time fitting in anywhere else. Witchcraft is a very personal religion, with a lot of room for improvisation, and lends itself quite well to that demographic.
All of this to say that I'm trying to reach out, and make friends, but trying to do so among the older crowd, or at least where I can find them.
-Tom Blueleaf
My partner has a lot of health issues. She will sometimes go weeks without socializing with anyone but me and the people she works with, because she is in pain, or dealing with an allergic reaction to antibiotics (she is allergic to them all), or is just too worn out and fatigued because being in pain all the time is exhausting.
For the pain, she's tried several of the big name painkillers doctors have prescribed, such as hydrocodone, but they barely touch the pain, and she hates the way they maker her feel. The only thing that does help with the pain is pot. Specifically, tinctures. So when she's really getting hammered by her health issues, we keep her high quite a bit. This has the side effect of making her very happy, very giggly, and very horny, which I won't complain about.
Her sleep is also affected quite a bit, and she decided to try something a few months ago, and began doing a cleansing ritual in the shower every night, right before bed. She lights a candle, recites a short chant she has come up with, and then showers with only the light of the candle, and visualizes the water washing away her stress, her pain and her anxiety. This has been working very well for her, and she has been sleeping better, usually falling asleep almost immediately. We've also found that, conversely, when she doesn't do this, she has a difficult time sleeping, and may lie awake until 3 or 4am.
Since the last year and a half have been really hard on her, and she seems to be constantly feeling terrible, we think it may be time to cleanse the entire house. This will be tricky since we have three other people living with us. We'll also need to disable the smoke alarms, because burning the sage is sure to set them off.
We'll follow the sage with a sweep, back door to front door, and then off the porch, and then we'll renew the sigils outside the house, and re-energize some things we've got hidden inside the house.
I think we'll do it this weekend, while the rest of the household is at work.
That's all I've got today.
-Tom Blueleaf
I read books about witchcraft fairly regularly. Some are the scholarly, historical type books, others are written by witches and Wiccans and are full of spells, rituals, history of dubious accuracy, and other odds and ends. Some of these books are written by well known, respected scholars and witches, others are relative nobodys. A few are people that I firmly believe are completely full of shit. Regardless, I find that most of these have something to teach me, and this is true for the two books I'm going to talk about here, but I do have some issues with these books.
Another caveat; if you found either of these books useful, that's a good thing. I don't think you're an idiot for enjoying and using what you find in these books. I'm just putting my opinion out there.
These two books are “The Witch's Sabbath”, and “The Crooked Path”. I read both of these books last fall.
Both of these books are written by Kelden, who is revered and respected in a lot of circles. I'm still on the fence about him, and these books, for one reason. That is the idea of the witch's sabbath itself. I'm aware that over the last century, witches did begin getting together for actual, in person Witch's Sabbaths. What goes on at these gatherings varies, and can be anything from dinner, games and rituals to more historically inspired gatherings with lots of nudity.
The historical records of the Witch's Sabbath is where I take issue. The descriptions and the very idea of the Witch's Sabbath is not something born out of witchcraft. Rather, the very name, and the stories of orgies, cannibalism, and the presence of Satan, are all the results of testimony coerced from suspected witches via torture, over the course of hundreds of years. The people, who may or may not have actually been witches (certainly not the Christian idea of a witch), they were basically told what to admit to, what details to describe, and then tortured until they did. This sometimes went on for weeks. I don't need to go into the problems with testimony procured via torture, and I'll only mention that most modern court systems have very strict laws against prompting witnesses, because neither of these produces reliable testimony. Torture a person long enough, or even scare a person in the right way, and they'll admit to anything you tell them to.
The testimony of children in the McMartin trial in the 80s is a perfect example of what you get when you subtly prompt people during interrogation. The testimony entered into official court evidence included stories of the McMartins dressing up as pumpkins and shooting children with shotguns. If you ever get a chance to read up on the McMartin trial, it's a terrifying example of what went on during the satanic panic, and what is slowly gaining traction again today. The tactics by the church and the authorities hasn't changed all that much in the last thousand years. If they could get away with torture, they would. But yeah, digressing.
Many times, in both of these books, Kelden frequently references such testimony as evidence, and as a basis for many of his ideas. This... bothers me.
Prior to the witch craze (there were several, a few hundred years apart, in Europe during the second millennia), the Witch's Sabbath was not a thing. Yeah, folk magic practitioners, pagans, various cults, what-have-you got together for lots of different reasons, but the idea of witches using the fat from unbaptized babies to make a flying ointment, rubbing it on a broom or stick, or behind their ears or wherever, and flying to meet Satan and their fellow witches, where they would have orgies, eat babies, sacrifice children and animals, and whatever other ridiculous bullshit, came from Christians, not witches, and many Christians still believe these things to this day. Pizzagate, and most all the other horse shit wrapped up in the Qanon movement, is evidence of this. Again, the tactics and the stories haven't changed all that much in the last thousand years.
Getting back to the testimony that Kelden references, no part of any of that was ever a thing. This was all made up by the church and witch hunters, and corroborated by victims of torture, because they were being crushed between large rocks, flayed, flogged, burned, stretched, and any number of other terrifying and barbaric methods of medieval torture.
In fact, everything about the Witch's Sabbath was specifically antithetical to Christianity. Even the use of the word “sabbath” implies that they're making a mockery of the Judeo-Christian sabbath. They claimed that at these meetings, not only would Satan be in attendance, but people would be urinating and defecating on bibles, performing perversions of Catholic rites like Eucharist and communion, reciting the lord's prayer backwards, and many other things meant to blaspheme, and be the antithesis of God, Christ, and Christianity.
The fact that actual witches, and their predecessors, did not believe in anything having to do with Christianity, heaven, hell, god, or the devil, negates all of this. In fact, many of the traditions and beliefs that eventually became modern witchcraft, predate the Abrahamic religions by hundreds, possibly thousands of years. So why would any of those things be included in their ceremonies? The simple answer is they wouldn't, and they weren't. It was all made up by the church and psychopathic witch hunters.
Moving on.
In Kelden's books, an “actual” Witch's Sabbath is portrayed as an entirely spiritual event. An out of body, astral meeting, attended via spirit flight, where they eat, dance, learn and celebrate. This is also derived from the testimony of tortured men and women, when it couldn't be proved that they actually flew, or had even gone anywhere on the night in question, because they often had credible alibis. For me, the fact that Kelden references such testimony, again casts serious doubts on many of his ideas.
Again, I did find some things in these books useful, and there is quite a bit of history that is corroborated by recognized historians. They are a mixed bag, but for anyone just getting started in witchcraft, or who just wants to learn about it, I don't recommend either of these books.
-Tom Blueleaf
In 2014, the Pew Research Center determined that there were 1.1 million Presbyterians in the United States, while also showing that there were 1.5 million people identifying specifically as witches, not just Wiccan.
The comparison is skewed, because the numbers of church going Presbyterians is much easier to attain, because churches keep records. Witches, on the other hand, are more difficult to nail down. The number is likely much, much higher.
-Tom Blueleaf